Grandpa accomplishes what the bureaucrats can’t

Tuesday, April 10th, 2012

Grandpa, patriot who goes by ‘The Raptor,’ claims credit for taking down Al Qaeda websites … Isn’t it a SHAME that our bureaucrats with all our tax money could not accomplish what this Grandpa did to these terrorist websites? I guess they were too busy partying in Las Vegas!

Pull the Plug

Thursday, February 23rd, 2012

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.  If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

They got up, unplugged my computer and threw out my vodka bottle.

Now that really BytesMyButt!

Fat Tuesday

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

IMO:  ”Fat Tuesday” is not a politically correct term.  Congress should spend millions to form committees to investigate this and demand that organizers rename this day as “Fit Tuesday”.  LOL

BTW, an unnamed student from Texas A&M once defined Political Correctness as “a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a dog poop by the clean end.”

There is just too much political correctness in our country!

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