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Only in America: The Top Ten - Author Unknown –

1. Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000 a plate campaign fund raising event.
2. Only in America can you love your country and really dislike your government.
3. Only in America could we have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the TreasuryDepartment and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.
4. Only in America can we have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.
5. Only in America would we make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just become American citizens.
6. Only in America could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country’s Constitution be thought of as ”extremists.”
7. Only in America could you need to present a driver’s license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.
8. Only in America could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).
9. Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a trillion dollars more than it has per year for total spending of $7 million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough money.
10. Only in America could the rich people who pay 86% of all income taxes be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any Federal income taxes at all.

Grandpa, patriot who goes by ‘The Raptor,’ claims credit for taking down Al Qaeda websites … Isn’t it a SHAME that our bureaucrats with all our tax money could not accomplish what this Grandpa did to these terrorist websites? I guess they were too busy partying in Las Vegas!

Study Confirms The Government Produces The Buggiest Software

http://goo.gl/4CUUe

Replacing a cracked screen on an iPhone 3G or 3GS is pretty simple.  You remove the SIM card, two screws and 3 ribbon cables.  However, on the iPhone 4S, one must remove 22 screws, loosen 6 more screws, 6 ribbon cables, six components and the logic board in order to replace a cracked screen.  I love you Siri, but fixing your new phone “BytesMyButt”!

A customer ask me, “what brand of printer do you use?”  I replied, HP.  He asked me, “how do you spell that”!  LOL

Oh no … Not Jimmy’s Food Store

Driver Crashes Into Dallas Jimmys Food Store | NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth.

http://tinyurl.com/6u3z2rc

This is another Siri parody.  The funniest yet…

http://tinyurl.com/7wpcxs4

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.  If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

They got up, unplugged my computer and threw out my vodka bottle.

Now that really BytesMyButt!

IMO:  ”Fat Tuesday” is not a politically correct term.  Congress should spend millions to form committees to investigate this and demand that organizers rename this day as “Fit Tuesday”.  LOL

BTW, an unnamed student from Texas A&M once defined Political Correctness as “a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a dog poop by the clean end.”

There is just too much political correctness in our country!

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Sometimes you get customer abuse and sales prevention.