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Oh no … Not Jimmy’s Food Store

Driver Crashes Into Dallas Jimmys Food Store | NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth.

http://tinyurl.com/6u3z2rc

This is another Siri parody.  The funniest yet…

http://tinyurl.com/7wpcxs4

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.  If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

They got up, unplugged my computer and threw out my vodka bottle.

Now that really BytesMyButt!

IMO:  ”Fat Tuesday” is not a politically correct term.  Congress should spend millions to form committees to investigate this and demand that organizers rename this day as “Fit Tuesday”.  LOL

BTW, an unnamed student from Texas A&M once defined Political Correctness as “a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a dog poop by the clean end.”

There is just too much political correctness in our country!

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Sometimes you get customer abuse and sales prevention.

Sometimes you find a company that has good customer service.