Thursday, January 19, 2012

Monday, January 16, 2012

Smart Phones

My phone is smarter than me and that "BytesMyButt"
http://t.co/cMzdHp5g

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Getting older BytesMyButt ..

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD:
At The Doctor's

BFF:
Best Friend Fainted

BTW:
Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT:
Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM:
Covered By Medicare

CGU:
Can't get up

CUATSC:
See You At The Senior Center

DWI:
Driving While Incontinent

FWB:
Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW:
Forgot Where I Was

FYI:
Found Your Insulin

GGPBL:
Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA:
Got Heartburn Again

HGBM:
Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO:
Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO:
Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL:
Living On Lipitor

LWO:
Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR:
On My Massage Recliner

OMSG:
Oh My! Sorry Gas.

ROFL... CGU:
Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

TTYL:
Talk To You Louder

WAITT:
Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA:
Wet The Furniture Again

WTP:
Where's The Prunes?

WWNO:
Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI:
(Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In)

Sunday, January 08, 2012

Bloatware bytesmybutt

Microsoft Stores Selling Computers Without Bloat

Every time I set up a new computer for a customer, I spend valuable time removing the bloatware. (trials, offers, etc.) 

That BytesMyButt!!!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

ID10T error

I had a customer saying their new computer was broken: they could type in their User ID fine but whenever they tried to type in their password all that came up was stars. LOL

Friday, September 23, 2011

Google Voice

I have been using Google Voice.  It records a voice mail and then it converts the call to a text message and sends you the text.  As you can see below, the technology needs improvement.  

Name and number removed ... 
(1/3)You've got a new voicemail from *phone number. Preview: Hey Crofton, It's Sharon, M*****, teen of we sperm your pants lessons. I've got a computer ...

Monday, August 22, 2011

Funny


This contains some unnecessary foul language, but it is funny ... 

http://tinyurl.com/3d9b5jy

6 Reasons The Guy Who's Fixing Your Computer Hates You
www.cracked.com